Tuesday, June 25, 2013

How to make a Cancer Man Fall in Love with You


Cancer men are extremely sensitive, imaginative, and shy. They are emotionally in tune to others feelings. Cancer men could be exceptionally passionate. Once they fall in love with the right woman, they will shower them with love and affection. Their sense of loyalty will thrive substantially when truly and deeply in love. Because Cancer men appear so sensitive and helpful, many ladies would swoon at the thought of attracting this fellow guy. In addition, if you want make a Cancer Male fall in love with you, you will need to be kind as they are. You will need to be calm, not overly wild, and mannered.Cancer men are keenly mysterious and private. Their lives are not as opened as you wish it were. Cancer men live in a shell almost, where their home is a chance for them to be at peace with themselves. When they are outside of their comfort zone, they freak out and become spastic.
 

To ultimately make a Cancer man fall in love with you, you should make him aware of the fact that family is your first priority. To a fellow Cancer man, family defines them. They essentially revolve around the lives of their family. They work for their family, support and protect their family, and feel content knowing that they have a strong nit family bond surrounding their lives on a general basis. This sort of lifestyle is one of the crucial factors that a female in the running must contain. When your Cancer male falls in love with you he will love your family appreciation. He will automatically desire to have deep and meaningful conversations about family planning and future ideas on where to live, work, schools, and all the works.

If you want to make the Cancer Male completely fall head over heals in love with you, make the first move. Since these men are intimately shy, they are initially afraid to even approach the females. They are scared of rejection, and would rather stay back than try and fail. Therefore, you will need to put on your big girl shoes and charge ahead. Talk to them by asking a question that is easy for them to answer. Ultimately, put them on a level where they feel comfortable in their own skin, and are not frightened at the initial thought as well as the sight of interacting with you. Because these men are basically good hearted and sincere, they take their feelings about love seriously. In addition, Cancer men and love go hand in hand, but they are a bit hesitant in making the first move towards love. While it would take them a while to truly open up and honestly share their true feelings with their soul mate, once they do, they will feel complete and content.

So, if you want to make a Cancer Man have your heart, be a girly-girl who can also be a bit manly. Be gentle yet confident. Cancer males want a strong women who can dress classy and in a feminine sort of way. Cancer men always want you to be with them. They need you to compliment them and tell them how great they are. If you can do that, you are one step ahead of the game. Your disposition should be bright and cheery. These fellow men can have intense mood swings and may even become depressed. You will need to be their shield of protection, in an effort to regain their confidence back. You could also possibly have to be a shoulder for them to cry on once in a while.

Catching a Cancer man’s eye is not easy. He is ultimately looking for a queen type of lady, who is gentle yet robust. Cancer men want to take you to romantic movies and fine and dine you. He will buy you flowers and chocolates. If they fall in love with you, you will be a lucky gal. You essentially need to be practical, organized, and not entirely too unexpected. When they will be completely in love with you, they can be a bit overwhelming. In essence, they could even be angry and aggressive towards their chosen female mate. These Cancer men will likely try to control everything about you. They want everything to be in order, all the time. If it is not, they can get nervous and confused.

Still, the Cancer man’s nature is to find a wife and settle down. If you’re down for that, he will take you on a great journey throughout life. Together, you will gain a sense of security within your lives. You should always respect your Cancer Male. You would need to respect him in a way that does not intimidate him, but on the contrary, feed off of his energy and promote a calm sense of environment. When your Cancer lover acts like a little child, which he will most of the time when he is one of his moods, take him to the corner and read him his rights. These guys need an authority figure to look up to.

Attracting the Cancer Man for love takes a long process, usually speaking. They are introverted, shy, and not overly confident in themselves. Therefore, they take relationships slowly. Once you fall into line with your fellow Cancer man, be sure to acknowledge them. They admire affection and give affection in return. They are the kinds of people who look after their wives, take care of them, and love them deeply. In addition, you can always count on your Cancer man to bring a sense of romance to your life. When you are down, he will lift your spirits. Just remember, you must do the same, if not more. He will be in his little temper tantrums once in a while, so be sure to stroke his ego and tend to his side when he needs it most. Communicating to hi is essential, and with that, you can live a content life with your handsome and stoic Cancer Man.

Thursday, May 9, 2013

D&G

CANCER

This is the sign that needs to be cuddled. They may believe that they were born in the wrong period or century. They dwell in the past... Victorian... Roman... Medieval... you name it. They usually will only fuck at night. Come to think of it they fuck better at night anyway. Maybe its because they are ruled by the Moon. This is a sign that is looking for true love...I mean real true deep love. That Romancing The Stone, Wuthering Heights kind of love. They probably cry at the end of any Jane Austen flick. They want to be swept off of their feet. They really do deserve it, too. They are constantly dumped on by previous past fucktard ex lovers that think they own them. Sometimes Cancers pick the wrong guy/girl and get beat up or emotionally hurt. Why? They think its what they deserve. Which is bullshit. They are wonderful people. They love water sports (Jacuzzis, pools, showers, saunas, bathouses...) They want to be comfortable while fucking. Oh sure the foreplay may have had you bent over a barstool, but when you get home they want comfy couches, beds, fluffy pillows, anything soft and fuzzy that is not a pet. Cancerians also have a horrible tendency to misplace their clothing. Highly exhibitionistic. They live for oral as long as it tastes good. Karma Sutra honey dust is a good start. Mints...ice cream…anything with sugar...fruit. Don't rush them they smolder. But when you get started, be ready for a long night. They like to play with ice cubes, too. Also nipples are a big thing for Crabs...they all secretly wish to get their nipples pierced. Can be highly submissive. Masturbation is where they get their bonus points at. Be warned: They like 'em young...so you better be ready to dress up like an animation school boy/girl with a whip to keep 'em.


LEO

If we could put our pussy cat naked and jeweled in rubies on a dais in a museum, this would be their idea of heaven. Everyone admiring them: Hell, yeah! “Worship me” is their motto. If you fuck up just once with a Leo that's IT. Don't be expecting them to take you back. They are not willing victims, after all. They chose you and you screwed up? They can UN-choose you just the same. They live for ménage a trois...or qua….or cinco. Anything in a group is okay as long as they are in the middle. Leos also like bubble baths. Once you start with a Leo do not think you can just turn their emotions on or off like a switch.. They demand satisfaction NOW. All the stress in the world ends up in the Leo neck. They need neckrubs. They feel like they have the entire weight of the world on their head. If its kinky, a Leo has probably done it. You know Madonna's a Leo, right? She masters the Madonna/Whore/Goddess thing pretty well, huh? I wonder why? Could it be cause she’s a Leo? Yep. Valmont was probably a Leo. They probably have the movie at home. Get out your furry gloves and faux mink whips for this kitten,.they love soft floggers and there is a specific spot on their back right above their tailbone that is heaven to them where, if touched right, will actually make them purr. You think I'm bullshitting you? Try it, I dare ya. Leo likes to be on top...that's a given. They need control. Their underwear is always interesting to say the least. They live for boudoir photography. They love to be photographed. If they can afford a nude or semi nude photo of them they do it now. Leos are born and bred to be porn stars...even if they act prude about it they have thought about it. They usually end up in vocations where they can be served like a king or queen (i.e. 24/7 domina, mistresses, gigolos, bar owners, promoters, runway models...). May have a fetish about decorating their genitalia...not piercings, per se, but other jeweled adornments definitely. Rubies usually are their love. I knew one Leo with a solid silver cock ring embedded with rubies. Love to have their hair brushed and played with. You had better be vocal in bed with them...they want to hear how well they are doing. If a Leo has chosen you as a mate just accept it and enjoy the ride. Be prepared for anything. They have no problem tying you down. They are the naughty school teacher, the pirate captain, the gypsy king and Cleopatra all rolled into one.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

The Sweetest Kitty~


When you're sad and down, it's nice to have precious cuties cheer you up :-)




Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Oh noesss FB

Look @ these skinny nerds...





Mostly on FB now btw <(*_*)>

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Love Fest!

Dec 26, 09 - Love Picnic In Ironforge






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Jan 1, 10 - Getting drunk & naked in Dalaran with cutey Squirmy







... almost spooning, cept that he's such a dead fish and I hate the fact that his boobies are bigger than mine pffftttt.

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Feb 20, 10 - Rachel & I on the Darnassus Love Boat (I love being a dyke here)













.... then she turned on me, sapped me and ripped out my heart and guts with her blades. (Naw) :P

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Chinese = Gold Lovers

Hey w/e. I'm poor tho.









lulz.. photofunia is awesome